

Team News
A boring game and a big signing
By: Mark |We could have done a lot worse, a loss would not have helped our cause. But the game against West-Brom yesterday which ended in an extremely boring 0-0 showed just how badly we need balls in the back of the net. The trotters were par with WBA in just about every category.
This brings me to [...]
Late but I didn’t want to write about it.
By: Mark |Can’t deny it for much longer. Two bad losses, one was a missed penalty at the Toon and the other was a 2-1 loss to a lowly Northampton. It looked so positive last week but these losses are making us look like Bolton of last year. I just want Jimmy Bullard and a bolstered midfield. [...]
A day late but Bolton 3 Stoke 1
By: Mark |We don’t really get Bolton on TV here unless FSC shows them playing Chelsea or Blackburn. I spent a good part of the first half looking for a stream online only to find one where the owner of the site kept switching between the Bolton match and the Hull match. Needless to say, he happened [...]
Please welcome….. Danny Shittu!
By: Mark |Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just signed a 6 foot 3 inch defender who goes by the name of Danny Shittu. Shittu is a Nigerian center back who has formerly had stints with Charlton Athletic, QPR, and Watford. He is also capable of scoring once in a while having scored goals for all of [...]
The New Away Kit. Seriously?
By: Mark |WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
The home kit I took as a mistake, maybe some idiot just OK’d the design. I could live with that shirt, it wasn’t the ugliest thing that I have ever seen, but this? Come on, seriously? It honestly looks like someone threw up on the home kit and didn’t rub the stain [...]
Bye Bye Dioufy, Hello Riga
By: Mark |El Hadji Diouf
is gone. He has to pass his medical and then hes officially with Sunderland. I liked Dioufy over the years that he played for the Trotters. Even though he only scored an average of 5 goals a season, he was exciting. You never knew when he would blow up in someone’s face and [...]
Who is Fabrice Muamba?
By: Mark |Fabrice Muamba
He’s young. Only 20 years old and he’s earned 7 caps for the England U21 squad in the last year. Fabrice Muamba is our new defensive midfielder and he can fill in right where Ivan Campo left off. Campo spent 6 seasons at the Reebok and he was a welcome sight for just [...]
Who is Johan Elmander
By: Mark |There has been almost no news in the past few days. The team have slapped a 3 million pound price tag on Abdoulaye Méïté. No big deal. He’s obviously unfit to carry on as a Trotter if he can claim that he was injured enough to let 2 Man U goals go by. Other than [...]
Who are our transfer targets: Simon Vukčević
By: Mark |Next on the transfer list is Simon Vukčević.
Who doesn’t love a young midfielder? Simon Vukčević is a 22 year old attacking midfield who currently plays for Sporting Club Portugal. He’s played one season for Sporting CP and in that season he earned 32 caps and 12 goals for Sporting CP in all competitions, [...]
Who are our transfer targets: Jonathan Bottinelli
By: Mark |Lets start off with Jonathan Bottinelli.
Bottinelli is 23 years old, a defender for Argentinian side San Lorenzo. Bottinelli has also been called up for the Argentina international squad when Martin Demichelis was forced to serve a ban. In 5 seasons at San Lorenzo, Bottinelli had amassed 116 caps with 9 goals for San Lorenzo. [...]






